Apple Radiation Safety

We have decided to rename SAR comparisons to Quanta Cage Matches, phone SAR cage matches, if you will. SAR is a test performed to determine exactly how powerful of a microwave radiation punch your body receives from a cell phone measured in W/kg over one gram of your body tissue.

These Quanta Cage Match battles only have the illusion of regulation. The fight is rigged, so you never know the truth about the punch you’ll receive when using your cellphone, a force so strong, many of the world’s most respected scientists and doctors agree that there could be long-lasting health effects from repetitive exposure to quantum punches taken at the cellular level when operating a microwave device like your smartphone.

WARNING:  PHONES DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW THE SAME SEPARATION DISTANCE AS REAL-WORLD USE!

WARNING: SAR RULES ARE OUTDATED BY A QUARTER OF A CENTURY! PHONES DIDN’T FIT IN YOUR POCKET; IT WAS SO LONG AGO!

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